Get Your 2011 Miss TSA Calendars Before They’re Gone!

You have to love American entrepreneurial spirit! The 2011 Miss TSA Calendars are already out and are flying off the scanners!

H/T to Ozmud, Johnny Ringo, Facebook, and Dan!

The Government Can

We interrupt your worries, fears, and nightsweats, about Obama destroying our country with this brief interlude from Tim Hawkins:

If we don’t take time to laugh once in a while, we would be crying over the demise of our country. We now return you to reality and this breaking news: Obama is now up to 44 Czars.

If NObama gets the Czar count up to 54, I would love Michelle Malkin to create a “Culture of Corruption” Conservative Card Deck. I’ll be the first one to stimulate our economy to buy one!

Thanks and a quick bow to Diana.

French 101

Since France’s President Sarkozy has taken the French in a more conservative direction, United States citizens are traveling more to the beautiful country of wine and cheese. Haven’t learned to speak French yet? Thirty-six year old Parisian Mickelino gives you some native tips on mastering the French tongue with flair.

Merci à JKLC des rires!