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Palin-drome

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There is just no stopping them. Liberals are suffering an epidemic of Palin Syndrome: a loss of control of the lips and larynx resulting in the emission of unmitigated stupidity. Like Tourettes for liberals. A single instance of this disease could be called (tongue firmly in cheek) a Palin-drome.

The latest Palin-drome coming from this debilitating disease recently surfaced on Salon’s online site. Cintra Wilson starts off light with “Sarah Palin may be a lady, but she ain’t no woman.” Then the fever starts to grow with “Like many people, I thought, “Damn, a hyperconservative, f***able, Type A, anti-abortion, Christian Stepford wife in a ‘sexy librarian’ costume — as a vice president? That’s a brilliant stroke of horrifyingly cynical pandering to the Christian right. Karl Rove must be behind it.”

As the foam starts to drip on the floor….she continues: “What her Down syndrome baby and pregnant teenage daughter unequivocally prove, however, is that her most beloved child is the anti-abortion platform that ensures her own political ambitions with the conservative right. The throat she’s so hot to cut is that of all American women.” Followed by the truly classy “I did not think that women being downgraded to second-class, three-holed chattel would be a pressing concern in my lifetime.”

We have to do an intervention for these poor people. The only cure for their disease is November 4, 2008. Only after Palin is actually elected vice-president will the sufferers of Palin Syndrome have any hope of reaching closure. Until then, be patient with these poor disabled adults.

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Written by smalltalkwitht

September 10, 2008 at 5:13 pm

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