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French Burglars Know Culture When They See It

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A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked by police how he could mastermind such a crime and make such an obvious error, he replied, “Monsieur that is the reason I stole the paintings…
I had no Monet…

To buy Degas…

To make the VanGogh…

I did not have DeGaulle to work honestly…

and I have nothing Toulouse.

The gendarmes shook their head and led the thief away.


Written by smalltalkwitht

March 6, 2008 at 8:29 pm

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  1. I would say those Frenchman would know this kind of culture. But they are so arrogant and they think that their shit, doesn’t stink. LOLOL


    March 6, 2008 at 9:47 pm

  2. Wee, madam!


    March 7, 2008 at 12:16 am

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